Probably going to a lake a few hours away my freshman year in a car packed with my friends. We brought an insane amount of booze and bud with us, and pretty much spent the entire weekend at a campsite and on the beach getting wasted. Probably a bit of a recipe for disaster, as we were well out of cell range and none of us were in any condition to drive if anything happened.

Anyway, there was another group of college kids at the campsite right next to us, and on the second night after a few hours of playing loud country and getting sufficiently drunk we introduced ourselves and proceeded have a blast and get smashed together. It turns out they were from a college not too far from us, and after talking to one of the girls (let's call her Vanessa) I found out we were from rival high schools. We hit it off, and one thing led to another and we ended up hooking up in the back of her friends pickup.

For whatever reason we couldn't go back to our tent (I think my friend was passed out in it), so we had the bright idea to go down to the lake and do some skinny dipping and get frisky. I'm usually not into that sort of thing, but at this point I was nearing blackness and didn't really care about much, including bringing a condom with me. So we make our way down, and we skip the whole jumping in the water bit and get straight to bumping uglies on a small dock by the campsite boat launch. It was pretty sloppy, and getting this chick pregnant or STD'S never once crossed my mind.

In the end I was too drunk to finish, and by this time we didn't hear anymore noise coming from our campsites so I asked her if she knew what time it was. Kind of a stupid question seeing as she didn't have a watch, but she replied,

"Oh, I think it's about tree fiddy in the morning."

It was at this point that I realized she was a fifty foot tall crustacean named Nessy, and she quickly snatched me up in her draws and drug me into the lake. Bitch tried to drown me.