Whats the wittiest way to respond when on a date and the other person says "just so you know, i'm not going to have sex with you"?

I know I'm late to the thread but I finally have a story that belongs on a thread!

Over the summer I went back down to my college for a weekend to drink with some friends that were taking summer classes. We get sufficiently wasted and my friend asks if we can go to a gay bar. He is gay while I am straight, but I love gay people so we go.

Walking there we encounter two females, one is extremely attractive while one is on the larger side. Like, a lot larger. I have nothing against overweight people personally, I just am not attracted to them. We start chatting up these two women, me focusing on the attractive one and gay bro doing what gay bro does best and being a good wing man.

I'm feeling this girl and she's feeling me. They decide to join us on our way to the gay bar uttering how sweet it is of me to be supportive of my friend. I act like it's a big deal but it's not at all. At somepoint during our walk to the bar the larger woman latches on to my arm and starts flirting with me. I'm not very reciprocative but she doesn't care. She has marked me as her own and the friend looks sad but got over it pretty quickly.

I'm bummed but whatever, life moves on. I try to subtly let this girl know I'm not interested. She doesn't care. We get to the bar. I'm against the wall by the actual bar and she comes up and goes in to start making out. I was taken aback and just kind of went with it for like twenty seconds.

I felt absolutely terrible because I was making out with someone who I was NOT attracted to at all. That sucks for both of us. So I just king of...stop. She does this annoying laugh and says, "if you're lucky I'll go home with you tonight." I laugh. She thinks I'm laughing with her, I'm not. She makes me promise to wait by the bar while she goes to the bathroom with her friend. The second she's gone I grab my friend and tell him we need to get the fuck out of here.

So honestly, I just kinda left instead of telling her. I was in the other position and I know that probably wasn't the best of moves to pull, I felt bad about it the next morning but I was drunk.

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