Let me tell you about the truth or dare question to end all truth or dare questions: It was highschool, at a friend's house for a end of semester sleepover party thing. Really informal, and being immature teens we called them end of semester circle jerks or just circle jerks for short. As you do at a circle jerk, we were all in our sleeping bags in my friend's room, swapping stories and playing truth or dare (essentially truth or truth since we were all so tired).

As for my friends, we had a wide cast of characters. There was the "good Christian boy who might've sucked a guy off a few times but he's definitely not gay." There was the " 6'1 250lbs asian teddy bear." We had the "muscular and attractive swimmer who's also a huge weeb who watches too much hentai so he's been too busy with 2d waifus to get an actual girlfriend." Second to last we had a guy I'll call Martin since he's the one who asked me the dreaded question. He is the "friendly and quiet guy who displays no interest in guys or girls, might be a robot, but can also be quite savage at times with his well chosen words." Finally, there's me. I'm a short 5'7, 220lbs but muscular, not really athletic, quite a nerd but not the "does well in school" kind, and I'm the only one of my friends to have a girlfriend (we had been dating for about a year).

So we were all together at the circle jerk (sans girlfriend) asking each other things like, "who's the most attractive girl in the marching band," And "where was the weirdest place you've ever jerked off?" Those sorts of things. Finally, after lots of fun and engaging intellectual questions about the female form and masturbatory habits, we start to run out of questions. In the following silence, Martin quietly asks, "hey Bencourt, would you rather fuck your mom's mind in your girlfriend's body or your girlfriend's mind in your mom's body?"

Now let me tell you that there is no right answer to this question. If you are asked this question at a circle jerk, the only correct answer is to silently pack up your stuff, leave the house, get on a train/plane/bus heading out of town, and cut off all ties to that accursed place. If you think there is a correct answer, you just need to think about it a little bit longer. I, on the other hand, did not think long enough and eventually said, "because the last thing I want is for my mom to think I fucked her, I'd fuck my girlfriend's mind in my mom's body. I can get over the mental scars with therapy." This was apparently the wrong answer, and not only did one of the guys there text my girlfriend my response, but they were recording audio and sent her the stream of consciousness I was spewing trying to decide whether to fuck my mom or my girlfriend. Forever after that, my girlfriend loves to tease me with this, and will every so often turn to me and ask, "hey Bencourt, would you rather...."