What's your craziest breakup story?

Not mine but my bff and I was there for when allllll the shit went down. So to put this out there I am very protective of my bff and her x kinda x wanted to talk to her. So we pile in her car me my new boyfriend Kurt, and one of her friends E. So I went to give him a peice of my mind, I told her I would be nice and smile the whole time, which was me saying I'll be nice. I ripped him a new asshole with a huge smile on my face, we were in a Wendy's parking lot and he tossed bagels into on coming traffic and kicked the shit out of his stupid friends Jeff's car. So after I was done giving my 2 cents I got back in the car and Kurt told me he never wanted to piss me off ever. Very few people see me in "I'll fuck you up mode" so it was understandable. So he convinced my friend C to talk to him so we spent the rest of the night swapping cars and talking. Well at one point Kurt had to go home but C drove us which Kurt lived like an hour away. Douche bags friend Jeff had the hots for me (I'm still shocked) and offered to talk us back to Kurt's house so C and douche can talk. So in my dumb 18 year old mind I figured Jeff would lay off hitting on me if I was fucking around with my boyfriend in his back seat. Clearly he didn't take the hint. Jeff spilled the beans, told me douche bag had cheated on my friend with 11 different girls for the past 3 years and 1 month of their relationship. So he had only been faithful for 11 months, took her virginity, blamed her for a miscarriage at 15, and had unprotected sex with girls 14-17 years old while he was 18. Then on the way home shit really hit the fan, she was still in the car with him and we were almost to my house where I was going to tell her everything. Then since she was in the car in front of us, I saw she lost control of her car, she's an angry sneezer, and hopped a curb just a few feet away from a fire hydrant. She completely fucked up her car her axels wernt even on right, so all this and I have to be the bearer of bad news. Turns out douche bag had this huge collage of their years together in his trunk he was going to give her. She's my bff so I can't hide shit and told her, shit went down again. She finally saw it as the ultimate fuck you and left him for good. That number 11 really fucked her up, even worse his family was lying for him this entire time. They all couldn't wait for them to get married some day but then they help him cheat. It was a bad night for everyone that night.

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