Went camping. Loads of people, like a festival thing but only for 14-18 year olds with 1 adult to thirty kids. There were tons of people there. I walked into my tent on day 2 to try and find the torch someone stole from me. Found my friend fucking a girl. Sounds normal. Except. He was 14. And she was 17/18. And he was licking her foot at the same time. I didn't get it but left.

Day 4/5, Walk into tent cus I hear noises, find two girls making out. both 15 (I knew them). Hot right? Nah mate. They were 4/10 on a good day. It was disgusting and saliva everywhere. I told them to clean their shit up when they were done. Made me sick because they were really ugly.

Day 9 - Walk into tent again because I clearly heard my mate go "Lets fuck on /u/Shitty_Sarcasms side so mine doesn't get dirty. I walked in, told him to fuck off. Told her to fuck off and sat on my side to guard it. He didn't put his knob away for five minutes. He carried on fucking her while I was there...

Moral of the story is SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A COMPUTER PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP