APOLOGIES I formally apologize for my actions in response to reading this comment. What started as what should have been a simple, cut-and-dry, dick measuring competition, morphed into a beast that is roughly all of my theories and understanding of Game of Thrones. In my defense, I am the only one of my friends that is more or less up to date with both book, and the television series, leaving me no outlet to openly discuss my thoughts. Shit was getting bottled up. With the new tv season, and all the controversy with the differences in the show and the books, that figurative bottle was getting pretty fuckin shook up.

Now, as a Senior in his last semester with one of his last finals facing him this afternoon. (This is funny. I say this afternoon, only because it is currently 3am, 13 hours from my exam. I started this at midnight. I've been jumping around this comment like a fucking rabbit on coke.) Anyways, I found myself under the influence of a few little pills, later accompanied by a decently dank sativa, brewing a creative, yet focused procrastination storm for the ages.

Yesterday afternoon, I started throwing a few comments in this thread, attempting to release some of that built pressure. I had a few nice convos. I had to delete one because after I re-read it, I seemed like I was on drugs or something.

Then, this fucker comes in. Fucking /u/Tristanna. Throwing a fat cock of a spoiler. He's no "Robb_Stark_Dies" usernaming having motherfucker. That kind of asshole commenting on major threads under top comments and shit, but he's still trying to ruin someones day. Honestly. Fuck this guy.

But hey. I'm up to date. Can't phase me bitch. In fact, do you know all the spoilers? Are you even in to Game of Thrones? You fuckin' lift bro?!

So I whipped my dick out. Thats just kinda how she goes. Had to display my masculinity through my Game of Thrones knowledge (keep your panties on, ladies). I had no intent of spending what I am now predicting to be the better part of 5hours 6hours FUCKING SEVEN HOURS on this comment, but hey, I still have another vyvanse. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

So anyways, if you want to know most of the spoilers and some generally reasonable predictions about what is about to transpire in GoT, continue on brave passenger. If not, turn back now. Shits mostly covered with spoiler tags (Because you know, we live in a society), but you may see something you don't want to.

ENJOY!!

Actually, I already knew about that! But from what I remember, they left Jon’s death rather open ended.

Remember Lord Barric from The Brotherhood? Remember how he was revived by his friend that happened to be a priest of the Lord of Light, and then later [Spoiler](Barric gives his life to revive Catelyn Stark into what becomes Lady Stoneheart?) Well The Red Woman is kinda tight with that same Lord of Light. She's been talking to Stannis' wife about how the Lord of Light needs their daughter for something so she had to come with them to The North, so that’s probably not gonna end well. So if Melisandre uses the kid as say, a sacrifice to revive Jon Snow following his little knife incident, you are right to say he was technically dead. But now, his vows to the Night’s Watch have been also technically fulfilled. His watch is over. He's not gonna stay. He has no friends there. Now that [Spoilers](the chubby cheeked Samwell Tarly has left with Gilly and the Wee Baby Sam, (cause I guess they aren’t including Mance's kid in the show). So Tarly and crew meet up with Arya for a hot second in the book, and are seemingly headed closer to Dany, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.) and, as you said, Snow's Brothers stabbed the fuck out of him.

Well where is the new Lord Stark going to go? I'm assuming that offer is still on the table. Stannis needs the north, and is probably having some trouble with the Boltons who [Spoilers](In the book are pretending to marry Arya to Ramsay, but I'm guessing that in the TV series, Littlefinger is giving Sansa to the Boltons. He's told Sansa that they're going west, and that the last raven he received was about a marriage proposal of some sort. Looks like Sansa might have a new tormenter? Or maybe it’s Sansa’s turn to become the tormenter. Maybe she turns out to be the evil sibling. There’s always bound to be one.) are a bunch of cunts.

Well Jon's gonna have to do something about that. By this time, The Red Woman has probably told Jon that he has Noble blood. She’s been all sorts of interested in him. He may think it means the Stark in him from Ned, but she probably means Rhaegar, the Targaryen that was in his mother, Lyanna Stark. Because thats the reason Robert rebelled in the first place. The cause of all the shit that has happened in this book originated with the prince pulling a "mista steal-yo-gurl" on a dude with anger issues and a big hammer.

Well, that and because, you know, The Mad King was burning people alive whilst being all like “ayyy lmao…” Anyways, I digress.

Jon Snow. Half Targaryen. Half Stark. Being a Targaryen is pretty rare nowadays. The only ones still alive would be Snow and Dany, right? [Spoilers](There’s another fucking Targaryen. Smh. This is Aegon Targaryen). Jon Snow’s older half brother. They should be about a year apart max, and he should be riding along the road to meet the Breaker of Chains with Tyrion and Viserys in the current episodes. He is also accompanied by his adopted father, whom was best friends with Rhaegar, and a well-versed man of combat. Young Aegon is looking to get his freak on with his hot, dragon-owning cousin, because this is GoT, and incest seems like the cool thing to do I guess. He probably also wants to sit on the Iron Throne a little bit, as he does technically have the birthright over Dany, as Rhaegar’s only son.)

So for those that didn’t read that spoiler, yeah. There are only two Targaryens. Definitely only two. [Spoilers](Lol they have no idea)

So a Son of the Frozen North, and a Mother of Dragons that cannot be touched by fire... Ice and Fire... Two characters in a series called “A Song of Fire and Ice”... Kinda makes you go “hmmm”

Both Targaryens. A noble house with rights to the crown. A house, with the tradition of not having children with other houses. If you remember in the first book/season, Dany’s shriveled cock of an older brother commented on how Dany was born too late, and if she had been born sooner Rhaegar wouldn’t have run around putting his dick in other people’s girlfriends. This is all done in order to keep their bloodline strong. This practice, which ironically is also probably the cause of some of the Targaryens to be fucking insane, would be a likely move for Jon to play if given the chance. It would also be a proposition to be taken quite seriously by Dany and her advisors.

Stannis was right in this latest episode. [Sidebar for Stannis’ hypothesized fate](I’m assuming Stannis doesn’t make it. He’s never seemed like a major character. I haven’t thought of it much but he may not react well when he hears the Red Woman killed his daughter. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up killing her and his skeleton-faced having wife). Starks have a strong sway in the North, and according to Robb’s will, Jon is his successor. Dany could use that foothold and support, which would be useful namely due to the ever looming threat of Winter and The Others.

So yeah. In my opinion Jon Snow-Stark-Targaryen is definitely the better love interest for Dany in the hypothetical case that there is still another fucking Targaryen that Mr. Martin tosses into the mix in the fifth fucking book. But, in the case that the other hypothetical Targaryen ends up with Dany, Jon could always remain as the Warden of the North to rule under his cousin and hypothetical older half-brother, whom would hypothetically also have support from Dorne due to his hypothetical mother being Elia Martell.

But hey, this is all speculation. Jon may die for good. He does get straight up Julius Ceasar’d by a bunch of people that have been really working on their stabbing and what-not. Anything is possible, but if one thing is certain, it is that George R.R. Martin will continue to tastefully illustrate the male phallus, in a way unparalleled by any other. And on the subject of phalluses, eat a bag of them /u/Tristanna. You’re probably the only one that’s gonna even see this fucking thing cause I tagged you in it like 3 times, but again, eat a bag of dicks. This is what happens when you don’t put a spoiler tag on something. Ass.