r/funny

137 words Apparently no one in my building cares for kids 148 words Any guesses on what animal my 5 year old drew? 172 words Japanese Taiko Master 139 words Here is a Goosebumps cover I made 155 words I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. What’s something funny I can say to my surgeon before I’m put under anesthesia? 278 words I wish I could give a set of these to everyone who posts on AskReddit 172 words gf ate edibles for the first time. one "wasn't shit" so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked 123 words Eggs are expensive these days. 189 words Seriously, who calls it that? 247 words Which button is Bluetooth? 125 words After being with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, I finally made it into the family calendar! 217 words Bought this vertical mouse and my team is making fun of me that it’s too phallic. 132 words Straightforward security at the airport 153 words there was a clever cleaner at work 131 words So, I've been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word... ☠️ 106 words Came from work to see my girlfriend has updated our letter board 134 words Every Time 122 words At my house if you walk through the yard you get a treat and a trick 153 words Someone dropped their sock 201 words I have just stuck plastic bag stickers on a supermarket stock image…