Cue Gordon Ramsay:

Look at this pathetic excuse for a lizard. This is the William, a tiny and useless creature that lives in the rainforests of South America. Let me show you why this thing is an absolute joke. Look at its size, it's barely bigger than my thumb. Its scales are a garish green colour, which makes it stand out like a sore thumb in the rainforest. It's got a tail that's longer than its body, which is just ridiculous. How does it even balance itself? The William is a cowardly and lazy creature, hiding in the bushes all day long. It can't even hunt properly, it just sticks out its tongue and hopes for the best. It eats insects and worms, which are hardly nutritious or satisfying. This is not a remarkable creature, this is a disgrace to nature.

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