I remember being super jazzed when I was rolled into the OR for my laparoscopy and seeing my gyno of four years, accompanied by a whole team of other women. I asked “is it just gonna be you guys? all ladies?” and she said yes and I was like “wow this is gonna be awesome I love women.”

When the anesthesiologist was giving me the drugs I don’t remember much but I think I said something along the lines of “I hope I don’t wake up in the middle of this” and she replied with, “Don’t worry. I’m really good at my job.” And i was out.

Immediately woke up in a panic, asked the post op nurse if it was over yet. She laughed and said yes, and that they had to take my fallopian tube. I was so pissed I didn’t get to keep it as a souvenir.