After being with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, I finally made it into the family calendar!

Well, keep in mind that her parents probably think you're starting to teeter on the brink of being dick bag. Before much longer they'll be asking her to move on. Not "believing" in marriage is just a thing younger people think is cool. Like others said, as I was one for the longest time, you're just a weak minded fool. Who dates someone for eight years and doesn't marry them? A guy who just thinks he can do better. Marriage is about commitment and as you might not believe in it. She just thinks you don't see any value in her. It's not always about you when you're in an eight year relationship. Shit or get off the pot, so the girl can move on.

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