Are you just trolling us yeah?

"This person is talking about things I don't relate to, they must be a troll". Fuck off to boards.ie or something.

If not you are absolutely slimey.

Well fuck you too.

You are probably a fan of /r/incels or the red pill or something?

I know it would be really convenient for you if I was, since that would let you justify being such a massive arsehole. Sadly for you I am not and you're just an arsehole.

Get it through your head that your manhood is only in danger because of you and your actions.

And because I'm less of a man in everyone's eyes.

Stop taking JOKES so personally.

They are not jokes and there is a stigma against small dicks.

Women do not care about small penis sizes

Yes they do. Most of them say something like they don't care as long as it isn't too small or too big. I am in the "too small" category.

You would not. You would still be as miserable and pathetic as you are now.

I doubt people would be so quick to attack and insult me if I had a normal dick. I certainly wouldn't see myself randomly being compared to sex offenders so regularly.

This is the line that lends me to think you're a troll, as I don't know how anyone could type that in all seriousness and not want to slap themselves in the head with a shovel out of stupidity afterwards.

Argue with me about it then. Why would I want to live in a world like this, surrounded by people like you?