JAUNE [lying on the couch, pained voice]: "Violet, I swear, I'm fine."

VIOLET: "You don't look 'fine'..."

CARMINA: [sighs] "Why'd you do it, Jaune?"

ZIBELLE: "He really don't look so good. Maybe we should take him to the hospital."

JAUNE: "Ugh, come on. Peri, back me up."

PERI: "Sorry, man, they're right on this one. In fact, I say we get your stomach pumped."

CLEMENTINE: [laughs]

VIOLET: "Seriously? I hear that really hurts..."

PERI: "Well, I think we should at least consider it. I mean, just look at him: the boy could slip into a diabetic coma any moment now. Good thing we've got my emergency insulin pens just in case."

JAUNE: [groans] "There's no way I look that bad."

NADIA: "You ate so much Pumpkin Pete's... your face is all swollen up like a pumpkin."

CLEMENTINE: "It totally is. Kinda hilarious, actually."

OLIVE: "You look... like you're gonna give birth to a pumpkin."

VIOLET: "Right?"

OLIVE: "Yeah, Jaune. Remember what I told you when we were little? You swallow a pumpkin seed, a pumpkin will come out of your bellybutton."

PERI: [snickers] "I remember when you told Nadia and me that. She totally believed it. Wouldn't stop crying."

ZIBELLE: "Even she only cried half as long as Jaune did."

JAUNE: "Har har..."

CLEMENTINE: [cackling uncontrollably] "Guys, guys! Check this out! I turned Jaune into a meme. I call it 'Regret Boy'. I've already made twenty-six macros with his face."

ALL SISTERS: [whip out their Scrolls]

NADIA: "Ooh! Send it to me!"

PERI: "My new wallpaper..."

OLIVE: "Ayy."

CLEMENTINE: "Oh, this is so my new icon on all my social media accounts."

ZIBELLE: "L... O... L."

CARMINA: "Oh my... It's already trending throughout the entire kingdom!" [high-fives CLEMENTINE]

JAUNE: "You are all TERRIBLE sisters!"

JAUNE: [vomits up a gallon of orange goop]

NADIA: "Ew! That's disgusting!" [films him]

CLEMENTINE: [doubled-over, laughing]