120 words Brett Kavanaugh is most likely going to walk off innocent.
159 words Wouldnt it be awesome to have actual video evidence of what happened 500 years ago. People born in 2500 will have that privilege.
287 words Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that"
150 words If kids actually followed their dreams, there’d be a lot more firefighters, astronauts, and dinosaurs nowadays.
145 words Depression is the most common mental illness, yet it somehow convinces everyone that they’re completely alone.
130 words Old western duals were at high noon so neither person would have the sun in their eyes.
135 words Virtually all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
287 words Peak productivity is when one is so lazy that they do all of their work in advance so as to avoid doing it later.
149 words Assuming a white person to be privileged based on the colour of their skin, is essentially the same as assuming a black person is a criminal based on the colour of their skin.
124 words People Who Blame Millenials for Everything Will Soon be Utterly Dependent on Them
159 words Technically, 8 Mile is a musical
209 words The people who complain about wind turbines being eyesores probably would have complained about telephone poles a hundred years ago
111 words Antivaxxers would rather have their kids die of a deadly disease than be autistic
247 words The scariest part of growing up is realizing many adults are clueless; life is based more on luck than knowledge.
122 words It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
168 words Old people no longer complain about kids being on their lawns and now complain about kids not playing outside
127 words We still live in a world where people think alcohol isn't a drug.
201 words We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.
146 words People who constantly complain about others being late are probably incredibly boring to hang out with
228 words One of the most depressing things of being an adult is going to work while its dark, working inside all day, then leaving work while its dark again.