110 words Looking back, every decade of the 1900s feels like a separate and totally unique culture, while the past two decades feel like they blur together into something with little to no identity.
118 words The next big counterculture movement will probably be kids who reject all forms of social media
168 words All gamers have that one person on their friend list they played with once and seemed like the friendliest person in existence but then seemingly disappeared from the face of the earth.
260 words "The Purge" movies are actually a lot less fucked up than the purge would be in real life
124 words If Google Maps just said every trip is 10% longer than it is people would be on time to things so much more frequently
158 words Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy, and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.
234 words Being born into poverty is like being spawn trapped
201 words Being able to do well in high school without having to put in much effort is actually a big disadvantage later in life.
119 words Being able to do well in high school without having to put in much effort is actually a big disadvantage later in life.
277 words A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of society.
154 words Drinking alcohol just borrows happiness from tomorrow.
191 words Millennials: Unfortunately, they entered the game of Monopoly near the end. When one person has all of the money, properties, houses, and hotels, and playing is no fun anymore.
462 words If most vegan dishes were re-named as a new food instead of mocking real food, they would probably be more popular and accepted.
203 words Nothing makes you sweat like realizing you forgot to put on deodorant
164 words If most vegan dishes were re-named as a new food instead of mocking real food, they would probably be more popular and accepted.
144 words The more attractive a person is the more polite they probably perceive the world
137 words Nobody really hates Mondays, just a lot of people hate their jobs
152 words Video games get blamed for shootings, but never for teamwork, creativity, problem-solving or sportsmanship.
146 words When people brag constantly about how good they are at something, you automatically assume they suck at it.
149 words Not hiring someone because they have tattoos completely ignores the fact that they clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.