You sit on your phone all day You browse the internet in various methods all day You work a shitty desk job, but you’re ight You hop on video games after work You hit the vape You chop it up with the homies on discord

You just spent 3 years with borderline 0 in person reaction

You have been a prime member since you ever ordered anything to your house

You hate confrontation. Everyone knows buying a car from a dealer is confronting an evil salesman.

You are a Zoomer, and zoomers love zooming in cars brought directly to their door.

I’m in Carvana long term for the generational bet. Pops doesn’t know what he is talking about on these new fancy cars.