(This was originally posted as a response to a belligerent -very Australian- comment from the OP that has since been deleted)

okay step back guys I got this!

All right OP, calm down ya c*nt, put another shrimp on the Barbie, and crack open a fosters okay?

Now this whole thing may seem like it's worse than 17 drop bear attacks in a row, but trust me you will make it through this.

Ask yourself this… What would Crocodile Dundee do in this situation?

personally I think Crocodile Dundee Would figure out exactly what he wants. He would sit down, and parse through all of the options, and come to a decision about what exactly he expects here.

Once Crocodile Dundee determined if he wanted visitation rights, then he would see a lawyer (or as they are called in Australia "law wanker") figure out how to go about getting visitation rights.

Of course in that situation Crocodile Dundee would have to be aware that he would have to pay years worth of that child's

So what do you want to do?

Once you answer that question then you can take the next step

just remember the next time you crack a fat slap a franger on it! Oi!