Alex Warner

You might think by showing that you know what “verisimilitudes” means that you’ll intimidate me into thinking you’re smart, but you’re just repeating yourself over and over again, restating points I’ve already addressed, and making yourself sound pompous.

I am consciously aware that you never wrote of an extant EU form. I was conjuring an example of literal box-ticking for my argument. I lament that you’re not erudite enough to abstract the key elements of my polemic.

See? I can do it too. Annoying isn’t it? Stop being such a fucking weapon. I’m done now. There’s clearly no reasoning with someone who thinks their God’s gift to academia while writing on the bloody coronation street subreddit.

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