It sounds like this guy is desperate and sees getting a girlfriend not much different to going to McDonald's and ordering a burger. He also has demands like she has to have a job and not be over weight-even though it's acceptable for him to be overweight because he claims he can't lose weight.

Also the fact he wants the person to have a job makes me think he is just looking for someone to sponge off because he doesn't exactly sound like the most ambitious of people.

He is clearly very unhappy with himself and I can't see how him having a girlfriend will even change that. If she dumps him, he will just go right back to being the same way again and thinking some other woman can fix his problems