Had a guy come in today for a quesarito. My tortilla guy serves his steak portion and the guy is like hey I'm paying an extra $3 for this quesarito can't you put on some extra steak, so T1 puts on maybe another half portion and passes it to me. I put on the toppings and he says "can't I have some guac for free since I paid for the quesarito? It's the same amount of ingredients" and I'm like no dude gotta charge you and so he loops in the cashier to our conversation and she says "guac and rito are different buttons on the computer so I can't do that for you and he's like "come on you really think you're gonna be fired for one scoop of guac" and I say "I've seen a guy fired for stealing a French fry" and he finally relents and I wrap it and send him on his merry way. Pretty sure he was on some kind of drugs because he told our cashier some weird shit after that including that they should make her manager because she handed him his water cup in a "managerial way" (have not actually seen someone fired for stealing a French fry, but did read an article about it)