"I have no idea, but it must be true in order for me to be the messiah, so it's true." The messiah will also be a charismatic leader. Let me know when you convince even one other person that you're not nuts. You haven't done anything to show you are the messiah besides have a bunch of hallucinations that sent you to a fucking mental hospital. Until you can start fulfilling some prophecies, or actually do anything out of the ordinary besides live alone, isolated, in your mother's basement, worrying her, with no real world friends, calling strangers on the internet douchebags... you're just going to come across as an arrogant, blasphemous, delusional schizophrenic with one of the most common delusions in western world. And you know that. Why do you brag about being the messiah if, as you like to remind me, you're so fucking humble? Just nuke your whole account, start over clean, and focus on simply learning. Also, go outside and make some friends. And in order to convince all of your future followers that you're not crazy, maybe just talk to a shrink for a few minutes, just so you can get him to write you a note saying "despite how it looks, this guy is not exactly like every other messianic schizophrenic in the world." It'll be a handy thing to have. Although I wouldn't show it at security when you fly into israel in order to drag some poor girl onto a mountain so god can officiate your wedding. Seriously though. If you're claiming to be of the line of king david, a future ruler of the world, you should behave with that future in mind. Do you really want to be interviewed on some talk show after you're acknowledged by every person in the world as the anointed leader promised by god, awaited for millenia, and have the talk show host bring out your old reddit posts where you start cussing at people and trying to convince strangers that you're not crazy? Act like a king would. Be anonymous, be curious, be polite, don't engage in arguments, don't stoop to making insults, don't aggressively insert yourself into a conversation just because two people you don't know are talking about you. Let the truth speak for itself, and acknowledge the fact that it's way too fucking early for you to be making grandiose claims about how you're so incredibly modest and also the prophesied leader of the world who has been awaited for thousands of years. You don't have a single fucking shred of evidence aside from a diagnosed history of mental illness. Hold your horses. Put it back in your pants. Wait until this "big thing" that god promised you, and then start trotting out your credentials. Instead, right now, you're acting just like everyone expects a schizophrenic person with a messiah complex to act.
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