What a fucking embarrassment that this thread has thousands of upvotes on r/conspiracy.
This guy is literally telling the sub a bald-faced lie about one of the quotes he cites -- the lie is immediately obvious as soon as you click the link.
Let’s take into account this comment on 4chan, which was made roughly 30 hours before the meteor showed itself** 4chan comment says “keep your eyes open in Eastern Michigan”.**
Click the fucking link this time. Note the 4chan poster says:
Watch the news in eastern michigan tomorrow.
See how that is a completely different statement than what OP claimed?
You know why the OP lied about this? Because 'watch the news' doesn't sound as prophetic as 'keep your eyes open' when we are talking about a fucking meteor streaking across the sky. On the other hand, most significant events are reported on the news so its a safer bet when you are posting on 4chan misleading dumbasses. Then just lie about it later.
Greetings everyone. I would like to announce a very big deal. An anonymous person said:
Hey guys make sure you watch the news, or you might miss the bright flash of light which will occur outside in the sky, or you might miss the massive shockwave that shook houses and caused an earthquake that registered 2.0 on the richter scale.
Wait, that sounds retarded. Actually he said... keep your eyes open. Yeah. Do not close your eyes all day. Or you might miss one particular event which can be seen in the sky. Keep your eyes open or you might not hear the bone rattling shock wave which will be felt all over the state. Yeah. That's pretty much what he said. Freaky, huh?
After lying directly to your fucking face, this poster then parades out another anonymous person who makes an empty claim. Whoa! I'm getting chills! Ready to have your mind blown? The army is signing on more soldiers, the EU wants an army, and there was a commercial with a meteor in it. And, perhaps most chillingly, other loud sounds were heard at other points in time. I would like to contribute some additional new findings to this poster's growing body of research. Did you guys know Bruce Willis once BLEW UP a meteor? What is going on!
Honestly, if you up-voted this, I don't even know what to say to you. What are you doing here?
