Bartenders of Reddit, what is the strangest conversation you've ever overheard because people assume sound doesn't travel over the bar?

The bar I used to work at was usually dead during the week.... this one Tuesday there was only the one regular and some guy who was apparently visiting for the week from Colorado.. but I was at one end of the bar and they were both at the other end of the bar. And Idk I guess they didn’t think I could hear them because I was far away but since no one was there that night, i guess sound travelled easier. I wasn’t eavesdropping at first so I missed the first part of the conversation but then the guy from Colorado said something that stuck with me.

“Whip cream goes great with feces”

And I was like wtf and started eavesdropping... and the regular btw never really talked to me.. he kinda would usually mind his own business not talk to anyone drink and leave but for some reason this guy from Colorado really caught his interest... so the random guy then says:

“Wouldn’t you agree?”

anyway him and the regular start going at it and I mean fucking going at it. Not a fight... fucking. They start having sex right at the bar. The regular stopped coming after that. He still goes to the bar but he stopped cumming after the guy from Colorado finished inside of him.

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