Best Quotes From Your Runs?

One from a player, Its been posted here before but not for a while and its a corker.

The scene is thus... My intrepid "heroes" are trying to rescue a kid from Aztechnology who are about to buy off an ancient blood spirit that made a pact with one of their execs, he reneged, well kinda, he lost the thing he was meant to deliver (his kid) they break into the secret clinic he's hiding in the basement of, and proceed to fairly competently take out all the guards non lethally, when they get downstairs they take the control centre and the samurai, adept and well lets be fair and say ... tank. go to secure the rest of the place, the orc (tank / bounty hunter) gives the mage a bunch of plasticuffs and says "Tie em up, hands and feet face down" and joins the others clearing rooms, the mage does this, and comes sauntering out and helps out.

Two minutes later as they are just about to clear out the last room, they walk back into the main corridor at the opposite end to the control centre they hear screams and then a smallish tidal wave of gore spraying out of the control room.

The next thing to happen was the bounty hunter, looking the mages player square in the eyes and says "I said tie them up, not fucking blow them up. and cuffs him around the head.

anyway, manifest free blood spirit arrived as dramatically as possible trying to put the fear of everything into them, so a huge shambling corridor filling mountain of mangled bodies is marching like an inside out terminator down the corridor, and the mage says "Huh, I guess thats a blood spirit? I thought it was just like a name or something"

I was In... fucking ... tears...

Number 2,

The later addition of a healer / support caster who is a minotaur, for rule of cools sake, literally a minotaur none of this greek troll crap, I figured you could do it in older editions with surge so why not.

Inside a universal brotherhood building before they knew what the old UB were all about, they go into a recruitment centre to scope it out, because they are fairly sure they are looking for a hostage inside, the bounty hunter refuses to go in, its too wierd and the group may need a getaway if things go south, they are all on secured comms so they can communicate easily.

the minotaur the mage and the two infiltrators one augmented one adept all go in and start chatting up the place, the adepts are scouting around a bit and getting friendly with the locals, the minotaur is putting on this who fantastic, nobody understands me, I'm so different and alone spiel, the mage is being his cocky overly impressed with himself self, so he's pretty much joining and feeling like he's James Bonding the whole situation (he is not) eventually they decide to leave and bust in later because they are being blatantly stonewalled and the mage has pretty much paid for his interview stuff.

except the Minotaur being bull headed ;) and a genuinely good person doesn't want to leave because there is someone in danger, the guards are encouraging an eleven foot cow man, in a trenchcoat and loincloth (and literally nothing else except a couple fetishes and a collapsible staff) to leave their fucking building, they are all extremely reluctant, but eventually one manages to get the courage to touch the sentient slab of beef and trys to push ... the minotaur towards the door (which is about fifty feet away) and fails the strength check despite the minotaur using str as a dump stat. so he grabs his taser and threatens the minotaur.

Meanwhile the bounty hunter outside says over comms "If you want help gimme a signal" the rest of the group have a really quick chat about how to extract the minotaur.

But the Guard has finally grown a solid brass pair and applies the taser to the extremely large bear shaman. who resists the damage with 1 light wound, then rolls their willpower check (six die, no successes) and immediately retalliates with his most powerful combat ability (in this case an overcast force ten powerbolt) and smites the poor security guard (The player runs his shaman as a very un-showy spellcaster since the mage is all about making it dramatic) so when the taser cracks for a second and the minotaur grunts in mild discomfort and then gently touches the guard and with a slightly louder crack of static (he rolls zero successes) and is immediately showered over the onlookers, then it gets worse, the Minotaur refuses to try and resist the berserker rage effect and charges towards the part of the building they couldn't access, and runs straight through a door, finds a room full of desks but no people, flips several

The bounty hunter outside over the comms as the two adepts and mage are leaving (all unarmed) says "well shit, I guess thats the signal" and walks in through the front doors through the scanners as she pulls an assault rifle and shotgun from under her trenchcoat and not so much aims, as just fires into the room.

the two infiltrators have to run to the truck to get a gun so they don't join the combat for almost four turns.

The minotaur spends about five minutes just marching around kicking open every door he can find and flipping desks while snorting angrily.

and the guards have to deal with the bounty hunter and mage, and honestly heavy pistols don't do much to the Bounty hunter aside from make her clothing slightly heavier.

The Minotaur player was over for a visit from the Netherlands and had never played a tabletop game of shadowrun, we spent a week doing ten hour days of games, was a lot of fun.

And holy crap thats a long post, sorry.

TLDR

Mage ties up guards, blood spirit, Hunter quips Tie up not blow up. & Minotaur Bear shaman gets tasered, fails will power, overcasts offensive spell but resists all drain, trashes entire ground floor office in a huff.

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