random story - me and 6 other guys used to live together while we were in college.

This guy V had a shower routine. He'd take a shower, apply Jergens on his body and walk outside with no shirt on, to hang up his towel to dry. He did this every single day.

One day, V goes outside and a pigeon shits on him. The white, gooey stuff landed somewhere near the back of his head, and was slowly sliding down his back.

Me and my friends were rolling around on the floor laughing, and eventually pointed to his back to let him know that something was wrong.

Dude proceeds to laugh and then rubs the bird shit all over his body, because he thought that it was some leftover moisturizer. We told him what happened and he still didn't believe us, until the smell suddenly hit him. Good times.