3. A blonde was driving on the way to disneyland.

A blonde was driving on the way to disneyland.

Mate...What I'm gonna say, if you don't stop the shit talk, what I'll do is I'll get a fucking dildo with spikes and I'll ram it up your fucking ass. What the fuck are you doing man, huh, are you taking a fucking piss bruh, what, ey, listen to me you little cunt, you motherfuckin little rascal cunt of a prick. I will fucking get a dildo, stick it up your ass, put spikes in it and shit in your mouth and then stomp on your mother fucking head, you hear that? You hear that motherfucker, who the fuck are you calling up like this man?! I will fuck you up, I will kill you, i will headbutt your head through a wall , i will headbutt your head through a wall to go to the other wall to the other wall to the other wall, you hear that motherfucker, man you don't know who you are fucking with man, i will fuck you up, i will stomp on your balls, they will go through the fucking ground and you will end up in the fucking hell and end on the fucking devil's and he will fuck you up the ass while I am fucking you in your mouth, do you hear that motherfucker. Do you hear, do you understand, how this is gonna work out? You're gonna get fucked in the mouth and in the ass, that's a double penetration that is fucked up! That's because you're fucking with me. You know what I'm saying?

I might even get my car and then fucking open up your asshole and then fucking drive it up your ass. That is fucking painful you know what I might even get a lorry and do the same shit. you know what I mean? Shut the fuck up man, who the fuck do you think you are chatting to?

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