okay lads, degenerate story time...

Im on a fucking heater, hitting everything, I cash out a nice amount to lock in profit, Im "playing with house money"............as they say

I make a BEAUTY! of a parlay and it was a Jonas Vuahsbdndjshaja missed tip in away from hitting....I was HEATED! Not only am I a bandwagon Toronto fan bc my Dad's side of the family lives in the city, but the last leg of a great parlay? fuck you JV, FUCK YOU!

so im steaming! I feel like I need my original investment from the parlay back, plus some more bc fuck the bookies, amirite? So I decide to really put my balls on the table and BET THE BANKROLL on the lock of the day...

Long story short, Joe "BIG DICK" Ingles bent me over his kitchen counter, lifted my sundress up, spanked my flat pale ass, didnt bother fingering my ass to warm it up, didnt bother to spit on my asshole, didnt consider "huh maybe I should spit on my dick to make it slide in easier", just shoved that overgrown GMO cucumber sized penis deep inside my previously unexplored anal cavity.......

and no "it was house money" does not ease the pain...