I was joking. But I forgot that people on here have a fundamental inability to understand that when they perceive that their intelligence has been even slightly threatened.

Yes, you proved that you're the smartest one in the room! You're not going to get thyroid cancer! Your plant is completely safe. You're so much smarter than I am! You sure debunked all those fake credentials I never claimed to have. Not entirely sure why you brought up a random different user in your response. But surely you understand that better than I do because you're smarter than me. Why don't you tell me more about your ridiculous expertise in all these many different things? Just really sell it home how much of an idiot we all are. Maybe we can count your Geiger counters again.