"So i wrote this book with a lot of outlandish stories.Lots of these stories have 'moral overtones' stitched into them. Morals according to me,which arent really morals,they are just my points of view. One of the main characters in this book was the greatest influence man has known. Just the mere mention of hes name in my stories validates my opinions. I'll give you an example: "Jesus very much dislikes homosexual people".But in reality Jesus excepts openly gay couples.But i dont,so my story fits my infernal right wing diatribe. Ive sold millions of copies of my book.Its so popular with people looking to validate their own unjust behavior and at the same time act like they have superiority over others. Check it out if your into self-aggrandizement and bigotry. Only $10.99 at your local christian book store."