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And now, without pause, my final attack!

The last and final time I will stop time!

[ Jotaro grunts in pain ]

Within my nine seconds of stopped time, I shall end this!

ZA WARUDO!!

[ Dubstep time fart ]

[ Dio laughs quietly ]

One second has passed.

[ Jotaro grunts in surprise ]

Two seconds have passed.

Three seconds have passed.

For some reason, Dio disappeared while time has stopped.

Four seconds have passed.

However, Jotaro has abandoned thought.

No matter what Dio has planned,

or what attack he might unleash

in the two seconds that Jotaro can move within stopped time,

all he needs to do is drive Star Platinum's fists into him in those two seconds!

Five seconds have passed.

The one thing that I know, Dio,

is that the next time I see your face, I'm probably going to bust a vein!

Six seconds have passed.

Bring it on, DIO!!

Seven seconds have passed.

[ Jotaro grunts in disbelief ]

RODA RORA DA!!

[ KABOOM ]

[ Jotaro grunts in intense pain ]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

IT'S TOO LATE!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

EIGHT SECONDS HAVE PASSED!!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!

I'LL SMASH YOU FLAT!!

OOOORRAAAAAA!!

[ S M A S H ]

Nine seconds have passed.

I did it.

It is over.

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