WOKE UP EARLY AND DECIDED TO WARM UP IN 3V3 CASUAL TODAY INSTEAD OF THE USUAL TRAINING PACKS/FREEPLAY/WORKSHOP AND OMG WHAT A MISTAKE IT WAS.
1ST GAME - THE OTHER TEAM DOESN'T QUEUE. BACK OUT
2ND GAME - TWO OF THE OPPOSING PLAYERS LEAVE BEFORE KICKOFF. KAY. LEAVE AGAIN
3RD GAME - TWO OF MY TEAMMATES LEAVE BEFORE KICK OFF. KAAAAAAAAAAY. LEAVE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER QUEUE.
4TH GAME - I QUEUE INTO A GAME WITH 1 MINUTE LEFT ON A TEAM LOSING 7 TO 3. BRUH. LEAVE A-FUCKING-GAIN
5TH GAME - I INSTA QUEUE INTO A NEW GAME WITH BOTS AGAINST A FULL TEAM THAT'S PARTIED UP. YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME PSYONIX. YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I'LL PLAY THIS I'M TIRED OF WAITING I JUST WANNA HIT BANGERS YA DIG?
I HOLD THEM OFF WITH THE BOTS FOR 3 MINUTES BEFORE I FINALLY GET SOME TEAMMATES. THEY'RE NOTHING SPECIAL, BUT STILL AN UPGRADE FROM THE BOTS. I SCORE A GOAL WITHIN 30 SECONDS OF THEIR ARRIVAL. DURING THE REPLAY I'M ASKED IF I'M 50 YEARS OLD TO WHICH I REPLY NO I'M 90 LUL. REPLAY ENDS, AND THE SAME GUY WHO ASKED THE QUESTION IS THE ONLY ONE UP FOR KICKOFFS, BUT HE DOESN'T GO AND WE GET SCORED ON BECAUSE HE'S STILL FUCKING TYPING RAMBLING ON ABOUT HOW BATMOBILE PLAYERS ARE ALL OLD AF AND BAD AT THE GAME. I THINK TO MYSELF KAAAAAAAAAAYYYY DUUUUUUUUDEE JUST PLAY THE FUCKING BALL PLS I HAVE OVER 10 TIMES THE WINS USING OCTANE.
THIS DUMBASS AND THE OTHER TEAMMATE ARE UP FOR KICKOFFS AND THE BATMOBILE HATER SAYS I GOT IT THEN DOESN'T GO AND WE GET SCORED ON YET AGAIN!! WELL IF I WASN'T TILTED BEFORE I AM NOW. FOCUS I SAY TO MYSELF! WE'RE HERE FOR THE WARM UP REMEMBER??!! WE'RE DOWN 1-2 UNTIL THE LAST 15 SECONDS I SCORE AN EQUALIZER OFF A PASS FROM THE OTHER TEAMMATE.
BEFORE OT STARTS HE TYPES TO THE OTHER TEAMMATE TO "NOT HELP THE BATMOBILE PLAYER" I DON'T EVEN?? WAT?? OTHER TEAMMATE DOESN'T RESPOND. WE PLAY OT FOR 3 MINUTES OF HELL BECAUSE THE BATMOBILE HATER IS PLAYING LIKE HE HAS 200 CHROMOSOMES, AND FINALLY I JUST CRACK AND MAKE A BAD TOUCH ON A CLEAR, AND WE GET SCORED ON AND THIS FUCKING GUY HAS THE NERVE TO SAY
"SEE I TOLD YOU BATMOBILE PLAYERS ARE SHIT OMG"
YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID GOOCH BARNACLE I HELD THE OTHER TEAM OFF BY MYSELF FOR 3 MINUTES BEFORE YOU ARRIVED, I SCORED THE ONLY GOALS WE HAVE INCLUDING THE EQUALIZER. THE ONLY REASON WE'RE EVEN IN OT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A FUCCBOI TYPING ON KICKOFFS BUT SOMEHOW I'M THE BAD ONE???!!! YOU DON'T HAVE A SAVE. YOU DON'T HAVE A GOAL. YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASSIST. YOU'RE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SCORE BOARD WITH LESS POINTS THAN THE AI WHO I WAS PLAYING WITH PREVIOUSLY. YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY BEEN REPLACED BY A BOT AND WE WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER OFF. HOLY SHIT CASUALS IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY FUCKED. FUCKED I TELL YOU!!!