wags and flicks my tail, giving you a soft lick Sure I say, padding over to you and giving you a soft nuzzle. Hehe, you're a cutie I confess, flicking my ears and looking you up and down, a paw running through your soft fur and down to your tail, staying a bit to long to be a casual touch. My own tail flicking more and more as it curls around yours. I move closer, sniffing softly at your scent and giving you a lick on the nose. So, how should we do this? I ask, moving my paws to your shoulders, only to let them slide down your arms to your paws, grasping and holding them. My rough and textured paw pads against your own, my dull claws pressing into the fur on top of your paws. Slowly I begin to move down you, nuzzling my muzzle along your chest as I go, the soft fur tickling my nose and making it twitch. Lowering to a kneel and looking up at you softly, with my blue eyes. Pressing my nose into your crotch and giving it a sniff I allow my tail to flick behind me. The musk of your crotch sending a shiver through my body, warming me and making me long for you. Slowly I release your paws and begin to unbutton your pants, pulling the zipper down and letting them fall between your legs. Unable to help myself, I press my muzzle against the warm, musky bulge. Giving it a soft lick through the underwear that hid it away from me. My fingers slide along the band of the underwear and begin to slowly pull it down, my eyes stare at the sheath as it is revealed. Slowly grasping it in my paw and giving it a slow rub, I let out a soft murr. Rubbing it some more as I stare up to your face, wanting to watch your reactions. Though it was just to exciting to wait any longer. My muzzle slowly opens and takes the sheath into it, lapping over the tip that is sure to be emerging now, and letting the warmth of my muzzle surround you. My tail flicking like my tongue, brushing the dirt on the ground below as I kneel. Paws wrapped around your legs and rubbing up under your tail. My muzzle continues to envelope your sheath as I suckle more and more, getting my saliva all over it. The musky scent in the air only grew as my head bobbed and the tip emerged inch my inch in my muzzle. Coughing a bit as it poked against the back of my throat, I tried to relax as tears welled up. Swallowing down the precum that was in my muzzle and letting my paws get closer to that puckered tailhole. The heat of the red meat in my muzzle felt right, my flat tongue wrapping around it and coaxing the knot to start to grow. My fingers sliding under your tail and pressing slowly into the tight hole beneath. One at a time, just pushing both pointer fingers in, and searching for that button. Sliding them in farther until I found the walnut sized circle, and pressing softly against it, rubbing gently, yet with pressure. A few more coughs and gags came from my muzzle as I choked on the swelling member. My eyes watering more but I has this. Bobbing a bit more, and lapping at the base I could feel him getting close. The throbbing would only continue, and pre get more abundant. My fingers pressed the delicate flesh inside carefully, as not to scratch it with my claws, though dull, would likely hurt. Not wanting to tie though, and feeling the base of the shaft inside my muzzle getting bigger and bigger, I pulled back, coughing a bit. My tongue had been pinned down under the fist sized mass, but I managed to pull it out before I was locked together with it. Coughing once more but continuing to lick until that those pulses became stronger and more needy. I pulled back giving the tip a soft kiss, and pressed my finger down hard against the little cum button. Suddenly feeling a spurt hit my muzzle and land on my fur. My ear twitching as a rope of seed landed across it. Another, and another. Five ropes of thick seed spurt across my muzzle, but the musky was to much to resist. Opening again and beginning to resume bobbing, I swallowed the salty, bitter liquid as soon as each spurt came onto my tongue. Continuing this as I felt the tailhole tighten around my fingers and the cock pulse in my muzzle. My tail flicking to show delight as I swallowed more and more, until each pulse produced nothing more to drink. Slowly pulling back and giving a soft kiss to the tip, I slid my fingers out from under your tail and look up at you. My face covered in your musk and seed. Smiling, I stand and give your nose a soft lick again. Flicking my tail and using a paw to wipe down my face. Licking my paw clean I smile and give a nod before padding off. A flick of my tail as I walk off into the distance, like a wave of a paw goodbye.

(Dear /r/cringeanarchy mods and readers. I hope that you understand this is satire and the joke is how long and detailed it is. This is simply a joke about public RP as I feel RP should be something people do in private and not in public forms, except under certain places deemed appropriate for such. I really enjoy this subreddit, and I don't think this is a bannable offence if you understand its a joke. Just wanted to make that clear at the end of this, again, this is meant to be satire, and anyone who read that and got a twinge in their pants is a fag ;P)