INTP checking in. I broke the rule srynotsry.

It was online. I put on a show tbh. It had a climax and everything.

This dude I didn't get along with on a forum that shut down long ago would always make snarky comments towards me even in threads I hadn't posted in yet. We were both well-known regulars in that forum of over 3 million members. This incident stands out because I'm much better at debate in writing.

I decided I had enough one day and "snapped" at one of his posts where he called me out randomly. Don't even remember what it was about because it was so stupid.

Thread was being viewed by hundreds of people. I unleash. I started out with one little paragraph addressing his comment and when he replied, I "transformed" into him and let him have it. I'm very familiar with his style of writing and post history so I went all out by adopting it and mocking him using his own language and favorite memes and simultaneously eviscerating every single point he made quote by quote, bringing up (copy-pasting) actual things he posted years earlier in the forum that contradicted what he was currently saying, saving the best comeback/blow for last.. Went on for pages until he gave up. That was the incident that my reputation was based on the most after that.

This was when I didn't have a life.

IRL, I went off on a boss because he kept bullshitting me about being a "team player" so I could pick up other people's slack and do shit that wasn't part of my job (as in, do that shit 70% of the time and the shit I was hired to do 30% of the time). I told him to his face that I'm not falling for his bullshit and later emailed him a long message addressing everything that was wrong with his behavior to which he didn't know how to reply besides a fake apology. He left me alone but I quit shortly after because the pay was fucking shit (I mentioned that in the email too).