OOOOOOOOOOkay, let me see if I understand what's going on here? Basically, women hate it when they see guys playing video games, because, they feel, women believe, that guys, rather then playing video games, guys should be out, working a second job, so these guys can give them more money, so they can buy more, stupid fucking shit, like even more makeup and shoes and purses!!! That's how this whole process, works, right?

HEY, here's an idea! Why don't you get a job! Buy me shit? Maybe if you had a job, your ass would not be so HUGE! Here's what I need! Hey, get the trailer and the gas cylinders and the welding cable too!!!!

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