Here's a game for you all to play this weekend. (Alcohol is optional).

Take a shot everytime..:

Jamie Redknapp says "Kelly"

Micah Richards vehemently defends City

Mike Dean does his utmost best to steal the headlines

Jamie Carragher tries and ultimately fails to sound impartial

BT commentator says "Let's bring in Peter Walton"

Finish your drink if..:

The camera randomly cuts to Gareth Southgate

The England national team is brought up when the analysts/studio guests/commentators are taking about a young player. Specifically one that has been a, for lack of a better word, 'outcast'.

A commentator apologies for unsavoury language picked up by the pitch-side microphones

Open another drink if..:

Roy Keane compares the current United team and/or player to to any player from the 'Class of 92'' when talking about them

Martin Tyler says "Let's hear from Geoff Shreeves"

Gary Neville says "Delicious"

Have a great weekend. And don't forget to keep score!