3. She gave it her best

She gave it her best

Look man, I just need that desk! I'm just getting divorced, I need that desk to sign the divorce papers so I can get rid of my abusive drunk drug-dealing crack-smoking husband who beats me and my two kids and if you don't deliver the desk then I can't sign the papers which means I can't divorced so if you don't bring me the desk I'm pretty sure I won't live to see tomorrow because if I don't have the desk then I can't sign the papers, so you gotta help me out, okay?

Anyway, I'm just over here by micheals so you can deliver it before 2:00, okay? I'll be waiting out front.

Have to wait out front or my hubby's gonna wake up and beat me up again, and you don't want that to happen, right?

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