Newton went down to the pub to have himself a drink - He sat to sip his favorite brew and had some time to think,

He thought of what had moved the apple when it hit his head - He came up with a name to call it, "Gravity!" he said,

"Gravity will always bring all things back to the ground." he said just as he noticed a commotion, heard a sound,

People gathered 'round outside to watch a drunken fool - He stood upon the building as he hiccuped and he drooled,

"I'm gonna fly!" he said just as he spread his arms and flapped - He landed on the street and died, his neck had bent and snapped,

Newton looked around and told the people on a whim, "If you fuck with gravity, you'll end up dead like him."