Hahah thanks! It's not really the biologically confusing mess of an appearance with these fats that sets me off(though that part is beyond gross). It's the cognitive sinkhole that their minds become.

They seriously act like the stereotypical "retard" you see in over-the-top comedies(especially less PC, older ones), or how us kids thought they behaved and spoke, back in the day. They might as well be walking around aimlessly, bumping into shit, and bellowing out "DUUUH" "DERRRR". They act that stupid. It just floors me. They fail to understand even the most basic concepts at times.

Example: I noticed a neighbor's dog had gotten loose earlier today. The dog and her live 3 blocks away. Darting into traffic on the busy street next to my house, I got worried. I walked over to It's house(she is 5 foot, at least 300 lbs), and alerted her about her dog.

I don't know her, I've only seen her around. She always just lets her dog roam around with no leash. In an apartment complex. She is wearing a pink muumuu, no bra, and had fucked up Oldboy hair. She was just looking at me, slack-jawed. I had to repeat myself. She kept staring. She then mumbled a few words, and came back to the front door with car keys.

She finally drives the three blocks over to my house, and I have already cornered the dog(not too tight, he had like a 20x20 free space to roam, but he didn't want to dash past me). Not my dog, I don't know it's temperment. She just sat there, in her fucking car. She was waiting for me to round up her fucking dog and place it in her car. Not only that. The worst part is: she was getting fucking impatient with me.

Did she ask? Nope. Did she communicate, besides a few grunts to acknowledge what I had told her earlier? Nope. So I just walked away. Fuck that fat bitch.