I haven't told my partner that I'm dying because I don't know how. She's excited to plan a life around mine and it's breaking my heart.

The irony of a person arrogantly asserting how intelligent they are, but misspelling the word intelligence itself as they attempt to prove how erudite they are, and failing miserably, is the pinnacle of absurdity.

Of course I do. I'm a very entelligent man who knows his stuff, mostly from life experience.

don't even know how you could possibly question my knowledge and entellegence.

The fact that their is a question of how smart I am is probably more of a reflection of the persin doubting my entelligence then it is of me, because there is no question that I am extremely smart.

r/iamverysmart

(Sorry, but if someone is acting like an asshole, I’ll gladly call them out for typos - I think of it as leveling the playing field, as it were.)

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