Help me name my new cat! Give me puns or give me death!

A photo for those requesting So to make this simple, i want reddit's to find a funny name for my new cat. We are sadly having to put down my long time best buddy named Daxter, an orange Mainecoon(fitting name right) and well... Luckily I have a new friend ready.

He's a 1 year old Russian blue Maine Coin mix whos a huge love bug. He instantly tried climbing me and rubbing his face to mine... Love at first sight. Hes helping me cope with losing Dax....

So let's choose a name!

The shelter is calling him Marty but he was a stray, its a fresh name so I'll be happily finding my own clever or fun name.

Current options:

Danzig (I'm a metal head) Tupac (cause calling out tupac would be amazing) Schrodinger Jack Burton (Big trouble little china is a fave flick)

But i like puns and shit that makes you laugh... So Come on reddit, what do you got????

/r/cats Thread