Just got her last week and all I can say is that Eliza has me in love with her. On our first date, we couldn't understand each other. For a short while I was thinking to myself, "oh great, another one who can't keep me entertained with good conversation". I can't fault her for this though because in hindsight I did come on a little strong and it was I who didn't listen to what SHE was trying to say to me. The first time I built her she told me I cut the wicks too short. As a typical male I didn't listen and just knew that this is what she truly wanted. In response, she promptly let me know that she doesn't care about immaterial things and threw my gift of Dad's Milk I showered her with down on to the table.
I looked down at her and the puddle underneath and almost started to spout profanities thinking to myself, "do you realize you just wasted a tank full of Dad's Milk? Milk obtained by virgin fairies who venture out in to the Forest of Sloth just to help raise their families?" and then I saw it. It was brief but it was there. The airflow control ring winking at me as if to tell me that I shouldn't give up. That if I really wanted a future I should try to get to know her better. Realizing that no woman just gives up all her secrets to just any man, I looked for a connection. Determined to find out, I decided to try a little harder to win her over.
I picked her up and gently held her hand as I re-wicked her. This time, she didn't tell me the wicks were too short. She told me they were to long. And she punished me by giving me one of the worst dry hits of my lifetime. Determined not to give up, I asked her to join me one last date and to my surprise she agreed. As I re-wicked her this third time, she didn't complain at all. I knew, at that moment that she had accepted me and I all I had to offer. One last time I ecorted her to my atty stand. Confident that she would neither reject my present of the fabled milk nor deny that milk's essence from entering my mouth. Upon my return I grabbed her. Gently, yet still with a firm grip I screwed her down on to my Sigelei 150 and placed her in my mouth. I hit the fire button and almost immediately I felt a small tear well up in my eye. It was then I knew I had found the one. After having so many who claimed to be a better match for me I had found her. Maybe it was the game of cat and mouse. Maybe it was how blunt she was to readily dismiss me. Whatever it was I knew then that Eliza and I would live happily ever after........Until a better RTA comes my way. Then like Beyonce, it will be time to upgrade her!
OK. Serious mode time. This RTA is a real beauty. But she has a learning curve. If you try to treat her like a normal RTA she will leak like a sumbitch OR drydonkeypunch the shit out of your throat. However, if you take the time and learn her quirks, she will reward you with some of the smoothest and flavorful vapes you can get. Period.