“Johnson, it is time.”

“Oh, my Lord...surely not. Can we-“

“No. They’ve laughed at me for the last time. Here’s me trying to make a successful evil empire, and all they do is make jokes about my past.”

“But-“

“So you will dig up all those damn pipes, see where they lead and eradicate them from the very face of the planet. Then we’ll see who’s laughing. Never again will they taunt me with my past. Mwahahaha!”

“It shall be done, my Lord.”

“...Well, go and get on with it, then!”

“At once, Lord Mario.”

“Oh, and tell the diggers to watch where they’re going. Pretty sure we buried that snitch Luigi near there.”