My 3 favorite comments of mine that got gilded:
I'll go ahead and leave this here.
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And, in the height of the Richie Incognito drama (background here) while he was playing for Greg Schiano, this comment was posted to /r/nfl:
It's one o'clock on a Sunday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Cheering loud for his team to win
He said "Richie, your play was a memory
You might remember how it goes
Tackling Tampa was sweet
Your career is complete
Glad you didn't play for our foes"
Play us a down, you're not a Schiano man
Play us a down today
Well we're all in the mood for a win right now
And only you can make them pay
Now Joe - he's the coach - is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick to call plays or to encourage a haze
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says "Richie, I know this is killing him"
As he showed me the hurries and the hits
Well I'm sure he could be a quarterback
If we could just pick up the blitz
Ireland's a general manager
Who doesn't want drama prolonged
He's talking with Philbin, who is still coachin'
But probably won't be for long
The PR team is practicing politics
As the Dolphins fans slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call depression
But it's better than drinking alone
It's a pretty good crowd for early Sunday
And Jeff Ireland gives me a smile
Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
So back to the team (after a while)
And Schiano's livid as a hornet
I stare him down without any fear
We get in the huddle and they stare befuddled
And say "Man, what are you doing here?!"