I was at a crowded Coyote Ugly on Beale St in Memphis. My buddy and I were chatting with this other group of dudes, so I was like, "how about a round of Jager shots."

We did our shots and a couple minutes later a guy walks up and goes, "where's my shot bro?" I asked him what he was talking about and he goes, "you bought my boys shots and didn't buy me one that's and asshole move."

Now there are a lot of ways this could have gone down, and most of them would have ended with me buying him a shot. This guy though, he just struck me wrong right front he get go.

So I turned around and flagged down a bartender. I asked her if they were well stocked on Jager and she said she thought they were. I said great, "I want to buy a shot of Jager for everyone in the bar, except pointing that guy, cause he's a giant asshole." She looks at me and goes, "are you serious?" I replied, "serious as cancer."

She and the Other bartenders poured out five bottles worth of shots and put a dunce had and bra on the guy, took his shirt, and wrote "I'm a giant asshole" in sharpie on him.

Best $2500 I've ever spent.