Its summer. Me and my best friend (Leonard) are 16. And were out of weed.
We couldn't find anyone reputable to get any from but one of our friends used to live with a real piece of shit (Daryl), just human garbage, and told us dude was available. Half an hour later we are back home and load up literally the worst nug of weed I have ever seen. Some real brown frown. we both take 2, maybe 3, hits and start watching Degrassi.
Immediately we remark that we are actually pretty high. By the end of the first episode I move to the other couch so I can stretch out.
Smash cut to the last episode on the DVD finishing some 2 hours later and we both realize this is higher than we've ever been (which honestly wasn't very high because we were 16). We are so high we cant leave the couches. We couldn't even sit up for that matter. We proceeded to roll around on our respective couches for a while ranting and raving about how good that shitty looking weed was, how hungry we were, and lamenting we are too high to gather sustenance. Eventually we decide to sleep it off and wake up a couple hours after that. Later that night we gingerly finished the bowl and although we weren't as totally fucked as earlier we still got pretty damn high.
Years pass. Actual years. Then one day Leonard and I are hanging out with a super stoner friend of ours (Murphy) and a slightly shady random who Murphy knew. We somehow end up telling the story I just told you and at the end the random thought about if for a second and asked us when exactly this happened. We told him. He asked if the Daryl we mentioned was the Daryl who lived in a trailer in a certain town. It was the very same Daryl.
He then informed us that he knew that Daryl and was briefly friends with him until he got sick of Daryls shit like everyone else.
He also informed us that the weed we smoked DEFINITELY, %100, had PCP in it. I wont go into the details of our own fact checking but it was true.
I know you always hear how laced weed is a myth and no one would do it because whatever you lace it with would be more expensive than the weed or whatever but it DOES happen when you are dealing with exceptionally bad people.
Thankfully the worst that happened was that we just got really REALLY high.