[Journal] These are a few of the things I don't need...

Please don't hate me.

On the first day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

An underperforming BB.

On the second day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the third day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the fourth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the fifth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the sixth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the seventh day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Seven tubes I'm trimming

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the eighth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Eight bills I'm bilking

Seven tubes I'm trimming

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the ninth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Nine day financing

Eight bills I'm bilking

Seven tubes I'm trimming

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the tenth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Ten lipsticks weeping

Nine day financing

Eight bills I'm bilking

Seven tubes I'm trimming

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Eleven months of typing

Ten lipsticks weeping

Nine day financing

Eight bills I'm bilking

Seven tubes I'm trimming

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me

Twelve refunds coming

Eleven months of typing

Ten lipsticks weeping

Nine day financing

Eight bills I'm bilking

Seven tubes I'm trimming

Six sprays not spraying

Five smudgy wings

Four letter words

Three allergens

Two scrubby gloves

and an underperforming BB.

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