Please don't hate me.
On the first day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
An underperforming BB.
On the second day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the third day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the fourth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the fifth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the sixth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the seventh day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Seven tubes I'm trimming
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the eighth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Eight bills I'm bilking
Seven tubes I'm trimming
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the ninth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Nine day financing
Eight bills I'm bilking
Seven tubes I'm trimming
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the tenth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Ten lipsticks weeping
Nine day financing
Eight bills I'm bilking
Seven tubes I'm trimming
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Eleven months of typing
Ten lipsticks weeping
Nine day financing
Eight bills I'm bilking
Seven tubes I'm trimming
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, MURehab gave to me
Twelve refunds coming
Eleven months of typing
Ten lipsticks weeping
Nine day financing
Eight bills I'm bilking
Seven tubes I'm trimming
Six sprays not spraying
Five smudgy wings
Four letter words
Three allergens
Two scrubby gloves
and an underperforming BB.