December 17th, 2011 at. 20.54: Notification that a moose blocking the entrance to a residence in Bonnevies way. Moose are obviously in the wrong place ...
December 17th, 2011 at. 21.33: The moose has now left the address, and is in all probability back in the woods with his friends.
December 25th, 2011 at. 21.42: Kl. 2045, Oslo south Concern msgs. about car idling at the lights on for 4-5 hours. It turned out that there were a couple that were and loved in the backseat.
December 29th, 2011 at. 04.01: Just arrested a burglar on a SOLSENTER Waldemar Thranesgt. All coin machines opened. There will be little sun for him for a time to come.
January 4th, 2012 at. 3:20: Bjorndal: Notification of screams from the forest. Several patrols sent. Police concluded that there has been a cat fight.
March 4th, 2012 at. 2:39: Man was robbed of Iphone in Grønland. After tracking it was found in underwear of a man who is now in jail.
March 9th, 2012 at. 0:12: Notification of a man dressed in a suit driving a lift in the city center. Police arrest a drunk man who claimed to have legal access to the lift.
Noisy russ and kebab chaos May 8th, 2012 at. 0:18: Now we are on our way to a noisy Russebuss on Hauketo. We are trying dialogue method here too. random video about russe-celebration
May 8th, 2012 at. 0:46: On Hauketo there was no russebuss who waited on us. Possible they follow us on twitter;-)
May 9th, 2012 at. 17.05: Lower Prinsdals way: Free kebab in connection with the opening of new kebab shop. Large traffic problems.
May 9th, 2012 at. 17.07: Kebab: The store closed because big problems with personal and traffic jams. No more distribution until the store organizing queues.
May 26, 2012 at. 10:36: A burglar called and asked for help to get out of a house. Was locked in entrance hallway . Have tried all night to get ut. Arrested.
Nude quarrel and burning textbooks June 20th, 2012 at. 20.20: The fire at Haugerud school is out. In the schoolyard someone had set fire to schoolbooks, is possible someone is ready for summer vacation soon.
August 8th, 2012 at. 4:12: A person rushed to the emergency with cuts. Unclear events, but Witnesses believe he was thrown out of a kebab parlor.
August 8th, 2012 at. 5:19: The person from kebab sjappa was probably not so innocent after all. He did damage to the emergency, was very ill behaved and driven arrest instead.
August 12th, 2012 at. 14.47: Sandakerveien, furious argument between two ladies. One sunbathed naked, something the other did not think anything about. The police turned out not.
Shots fly catcher and stolen pig 21. August 2102 at. 23.48: Majorstua, notification of shots in apartment, reportee found out themselves after a bit that some person who hit a spider with a flyswatter !
August 25th, 2012 at. 3:11: A man urinated on a fence in Osterhausgt. 10 Africans came hurrying up. The man probably urinated on a "narc-depot".
August 25th, 2012 at. 3:56: A person waving a machete at Jernbanetorget. Police quickly on the spot and arrested the man. Machetes are not to be used for this.
August 25th, 2012 at. 17.18: Someone has stolen a pig on Torshov. Pig was ready for grilling. Predators disappeared in a car. We are looking for the car ... and the pig.
August 28th, 2012 at. 4:09: We have control on a barefoot person who marched along with guardsmen in front of The Castle. Uncertain what he's doing there. A patrol talking with him.
September 4th, 2012 at. 22.02: Båntjern; no drowning. One woman had bathed with no clothes, her man arrived with towel and they went home wearing towel. The lady was very embarrassed.
Boring street musician September 5th, 2012 at. 12:44: Majorstua complaints street musician who plays only one song. Have been going for several months, police on site to request a broader repertoire.
September 8th, 2012 at. 13.11: It is very quiet today. But musician at Majorstua restarts. A patrol which among other things know a little about accordions, now checking quality.
September 22, 2012 at. 3:49: While we are doing all these serious missions we get notice of three loose horses at Gaustad. If you find them, capture them and call us, Thanks
September 22, 2012 at. 4:14: Now arrived there a police at Gaustad. But they had forgotten the lasso so they could not capture the horses. Now stands and looks at them.
September 23, 2012 at. 2:56: Now the horses are again loose at Gaustad. This time we are trying to use police cordons, we believe in fact horses will respect it.
October 7th, 2012 at. 14.00: A wedding procession took a bit too much liberties. Drove very slowly on the E6 highway inbound. Used all fields and slowed traffic unnecessarily. Limosin and dark cars.
October 7th, 2012 at. 14.02: Cortege halted in Vålerenga tunnel. Suddenly it became testy, people out of cars, scuffles and minor fighting on the cars.
October 7th, 2012 at. 15.04: One of the cars in the wedding party got motor stall on E18 at Framnes. Driver lay down on a blanket and started a prayer. Unclear whether this helps.
Angry woman with long broom October 28th, 2012 at. 1:52: There are many who wonder if they get an extra hour alcohol serving, because the transition to winter time. But it will not.
October 28th, 2012 at. 2:50: We are looking for a man in the area Maridalsveien. Is wearing only gauze, and is thus too thin dressed to reside outdoors.
November 1st, 2012 at. 4:29: A drunk man did not remember where he had parked his car. He called the police for help. Police helped him not.
November 4, 2012 at. 13.35: At Holmlia there is a mad woman, she hits passersby with a long broom or something. We are just off and will contact the woman.
November 7th, 2012 at. 18.32: Majorstua: A man broke into an empty cab on a subway while it was moving. Was ill behaved over the PA system and stole a fire extinguisher.
Christmas Squat with law December 25th, 2012 at. 16.25: The police were called off to a domestic disturbance on Sagene. Someone had talked incorrect about mother in law on Christmas Eve. House-peace restored now.
December 26th, 2012 at. 9:26: E6 highway outgoing. Stopping of car due to suspicion of drunk driving. Turned out to be a Greek on Norwegian winter roads for the first time.
January 2013 at. 22.04: Storo: We got notice of ongoing domestic violence with woman screaming. When we arrived we found a nurse-afterparty. We leave the place soon.
January 2013 at. 10:04: Hunter's Commission ("viltnemda") has now found the moose calf that got hit yesterday. It's very much alive and has been urged to watch out for cars.
January 2013 at. 10:22: The dog that ran around at Helsfyr has been recovered by the principal of a school close by. The dog was tired and exhausted, but in good spirits.
February 2013 at. 9:26: We are headed to an address in the city, where a half naked man had walked in his sleep, and managed to lock himself out of his own apartment.