Some of us had to go to anger management in elementary school, where the school psychologist would talk about counting backwards from 10 when you get upset while you helped clean her turtle tanks. At first I would go during math time, which was a super sweet deal until I started struggling with math, so they rearranged my schedule and I had to go during recess instead, which I didn’t wanna do so I stopped going. Now not only do I still suck at math, but I never remember to count backwards from 10 when I get upset, and I say mean things to people I like or I cry like the big rage-baby I am. It’s more embarrassing than anything else, I should have just skipped recess.