Ladies, what is the most obvious hint you've dropped that went unnoticed by a guy?

I got this lady friend that i've know since childhood. We're not really close when we were still young-uns. Fast forward 14 years later we met again through facebook, we have decided to hang-out and go on a roadtrip, we did this a lot.

We got closer to the point that we could fuck but stupid me didn't realize that she's sending me signals. A lot of signals.

  • She asked me to go to the movies alone with her. Well, as the retarded penguin that I am, I told her to just torrent the movie and i'll ask my bestfriend to watch with us.

  • One night she asked me if I want to get coffee with her, I just said "isn't it too late for a coffee?". I proceeded to buy slurpees for the both of us at the nearest 7-11 that night; she didn't drink it.

  • She asked me numerous times that she'll change her hair color to whatever color I wanted, I'm not sure if this is a signal.

  • We're alone at my house and chatting, we talked about nerdy stuffs, movies... stuffs. Our topic suddenly changed, now we're talking about porn. She asked me what my favorite porn genres and fetishes are and said that she'll do it with me, in my defense I thought it was a joke. I then jokingly responded with Crush Porn... the one with the animal crushing.... yeah i'm that stupid.

There are more.... but it's embarassing at this point to mention them.

Also... we're not together she went back to japan.

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