Landing with Only one engine

Well sir. Not that I need to explain to a random asshole on the interwebz but I tend to share an account with my partner. I have nothing to hide from him, nor he I. he uses the computer at home which stays logged in. Where is I tend to use my phone. We have two kids, two dogs, and a 300 gallon saltwater aquarium that we both are passionate about. We live in San Diego, he used to be a chef but now is a stay at home dad and makes the rest of us fat. I’m a pilot and I enjoy fishing in my free time though I’m not at all good. I’m 6’1” about 240. I probably masturbate once a week.
We’re both very active politically and consider ourselves democratic socialists. Go Bernie. He hardly ever comments just reads, except in food and cooking subs. I however comment a lot.

Now as far as being a pilot, I joined the air force after college in 2000 I wanted to be a fighter jock but ended up pushing mail in a c-130. They couldn’t even let me fly an AC-130 fucking dicks, I wanted something that went boom. After four years I got out on a medical. Then I instructed for a few years, then I flew for a rural carrier in North Carolina for a while it sucked, shitty ass pay and even worse hours. I finally took a job with United sitting in the back seat and that was worse (fuck United)Now I fly for a major carrier based out of SAN in the left seat, again flying the mail. But the pay is much better and I’m home 4 nights a week.

Would you like a current photo of my log book? My FAA license number? Perhaps the results of my yearly physical? How about a picture of me in uniform with buzz aldrin when I flew him last year. Yes he flew in the cheap seats.

Fuck off and stop being creepy you giant douche canoe.

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