It's true, I am breaking with my code to bring you this sensitive information. Here is the truth.

An elite team of operators lead by Bill Nye, world renown physicist and virologist meritoriously promoted to Command Master Sargent Major for the mission, infiltrated China. We entered Wuhan under the guise of dumb but really buff tourists after spending thanksgiving with our families knowing this could be the last time we would see them. Late one night we secured a sample from the Level 4 Bio Lab, it was easier than we thought, pretty much everyone looks the same in those biosuits. Our elite bodies were too strong for the virus, so we spent the next 2 weeks eating only noodles to weaken ourselves to the point where the virus would not be killed instantly on contact with our elite blood. After weakening ourselves we proceeded to take the virus in a form of kool-aid to maintain cover, and proceeded to the Wuhan meat market where we again assumed our guise as dumb and slightly less buff tourists. After infecting a significant number of people, we made our way to the Chinese/North Korean border, snuck (it's a word) into North Korea to also infect their army, but after seeing them we figured it wouldn't really matter, so we ranger walked to the DMZ and finally the safety of South Korea. A few member decided to attend church to atone for the acts we had just committed, the rest slipped on to cruises taking on the role of the "gray man" which only the most elite of operators are trained in. Well the rest you know since you are here on reddit which we operators use to communicate secretly with each other and occasionally fucking with normies while disguised as mods.

AMA.